“Really, boy, unless you’re ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn’t go looking under the bed.”

- Ripper


“Stefan Petrucha has real world experience and can speak with authority.”

College of the Dead

“Suppose our genes could replicate in dead flesh? Mankind would not only be doomed, he’d be pointless.”

- College of the Dead


“Where the @*#$ are the pictures?”

- Wade Wilson

Dead Mann Running

“There’s nothing like seeing the face of a dead stripper you want to forget every day on TV.”

- Dead Mann Running


Deadpool Audio Book now on sale!

It’s here! 20+ voice actors, music, sound effects, 6 hours of action and fun, fun, fun, topped off by a special incredibly brief guest appearance by yours truly! The Deadpool: Paws audio book from GraphicAudio is now on sale!

Dead Mann TV series by Simon Barry!

With the Hollywood Reporter exclusive, word is out! Like the headline says, my noir-zombie detective series (Dead Mann Walking and Dead Mann Running) is being developed for TV by the perfect guy for the job, Continuum creator Simon Barry. I am, as they say, having a pretty good week. More as it happens…  

Deadpool: PAWS Audio Samples Available!

I’m thrilled to death and beyond with the samples now up for the Deadpool: PAWS audio book! Michael John Casey is fantastic as Wade. Plus I’m counting a full cast of about 20 voice actors, with your humble author doing a brief cameo. All 9 hours will be available 11/16.