Lance Barnes: Post Nuke Dick
A hapless gumshoe attempting to disarm an ICBM cuts the wrong wire and sets off WWIII.
Now he wanders the post-nuclear world with Peg, his one-legged secretary and a lot of guilt.
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Moonstone Books has headed back to the hysterically dystopian future to bring unwitting fans the cult comic hit, Lance Barnes: Post Nuke Dick, with an all-new painted cover by Joel Naprstek.
GASP as gumshoe Lance Barnes snips the wrong wire on an ICBM and ends the world! SCREECH as he guiltily wanders the post-nuke landscape with Peg, his one-legged secretary Peg! THRILL to the collected comic and a new text adventure! READ what Stan Lee himself called full of "amazing originality and off-beat humor"! To see what other folks have said, just check out the blurbs below!
This high quality TPB will not only include the rare original 4-issue mini series (from Marvel's Epic Line), it also boasts a brand spanking new text adventure, written by Lance creator (and X-Files scribe) Stefan Petrucha and illustrated by original artist Barry Crain!
Lance Barnes: Post Nuke Dick — over 120 pages, full color, mature readers, $16.95!
"I got a big kick out of Stefan Petrucha's Lance Barnes' amazing originality and offbeat humor. Stefan postulates a future world with a surprise in almost every panel and some of the strangest, most unique characters imaginable. Lance Barnes, Post Nuke Dick is truly a wild reading experience."
— Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman, X-Men, Hulk, etc.
"Post Nuke Dick is no longer just a sexual disease.... It's also dark, weird and very, very Funny."
— Matt Frewer
"I like Stefan Petrucha's Lance Barnes: Post Nuke Dick. It's this really bizarre cross between Phillip Marlowe and Road Warrior, which sounds odd but Stefan has a lot of fun with it and tells some really good stories."
— Bill Morrison, Exec Producer, Futurama
"If you see only one movie this year, read Lance Barnes during it."
— Larry Doyle, producer the new Looney Tunes theatrical shorts, supervising Producer, The Simpsons
"I always wondering what it would be like if Jim Thompson wrote a post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel."
— Paul Semel, critic for WIRED magazine
"Lance Barnes is a quirky, post nuclear freak show. It is filled with such well drawn characters that you can't help rooting for them as they blunder their way through the most dementedly enjoyable 120 pages that you'll ever pick up."
— Scott Billups, Visual FX Director, Mulholland Drive
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